Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can never be pregnant.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
No wonder men are happier.
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