IS IT TRUE AGE IS NOTHING BUT A NUMBER????!!

What is the difference between taking girls/women to bed at the following ages:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?  At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.  At 18 -- You tell her a story so you can take her to bed.  At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.  At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.  At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.  At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.  At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that WILL be a story!  And at 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???