TRUTH BITTERS!!!!!!!!!

Men Are Impossible to Please

VERY MUCH INDEEED

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; 
If u Don't, he says u arePROUD . 

If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON'T, he says u areRURAL.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; 
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover 

If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; 
If he's SMARTER than u, he isGREAT. 

If u don't LOVE him, he tries toPOSSESS u; 
If u LOVE him, He takes youFOR GRANTED. (very true huh?) 

If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; 
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP... 

If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; 
If u DON'T, he says u don'tTRUST him. 

If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; 
If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (pliiiiiiz)

If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; 
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.(yeah rite!)

If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 
If he SMOKES, he is  GENTLEMAN. 

If u do WELL in your career, it'sLUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitelyBRAINS. (luck????)

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 
If he HURTS you, you are tooSENSITIVE !!