Daniel was having an affair with the woman, Sophie, from next door.
One Friday morning he lies to his wife he is going to Durban for a seminar.
He packs his laptop and bags and tells his wife she won't find him when
she comes back from work, and slinks next door to Sophie's house.
It's now the following morning, Saturday, and he's smiling after a
lovely Night with Sophie.
Wearing his gown, he goes to the bathroom and, to his surprise, through
the window he sees a man walking around his house wearing the other gown he left at home.
He screams: "Hey, you kaffir! Wat are you doing in my house?"
The man shouts back: "The man of this house is in Durban as we speak. I am entertaining his wife so fuck off!"
Daniel shouts: "You will be in shit when I come back from Durban , I tell you!"
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