A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald
bracelet, and a gold Rolex."
"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries
right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellry."
artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald
bracelet, and a gold Rolex."
"But you're not wearing any of those things!" the artist pointed out.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries
right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellry."
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