why I don't like to visiting my rich friends: 

Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine , the maid approached me and asked me ......

1- Question : What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, cappuccino or coffee? 
Answer: Tea please. 
2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?
Answer : Ceylon tea please
3- Question : How would you like it? black or white? 
Answer : White 
4- Question : Milk or fresh cream? 
Answer : With milk 
5- Question : Powdered milk or fresh milk ? 
Answer : Aah , fresh . 
6- Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk? 
Answer : cow's milk please .
7- Question : Freeze-land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black 
8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without ?
Answer : with sugar 
9- Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ? 
Answer : cane sugar 
10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water instead .
11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water? 
Answer : mineral water 
12- Question : flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst !!!!!!!! 
13- Question : How do you choose to die sir?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!